Black socks? They totally get dirty.

But you have to accidentally knock a bag of flour off the top of the fridge first.

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okay chemistry dorks
Who can watch this and not laugh?

I'm trying really, really hard not to let this eat my morning.
Go. Get addicted. It's for a good cause.

I give you:

Foster's Swampwater Soup

1 part mushroom broth (reserved from rehydrating dried 'shrooms...no, not those kind)
3 parts water
1 spoonful miso paste
couple chunks of frozen spinach
sliced scallion
broken up seaweed paper (sushi wrap)

Must be drunk from a mug. On the couch. Under a blanket.

Official Announcement to those of you that read this thing ( Read more... )

I didn't think that this sort of thing happened in real life, but I found a diamond engagement ring on the sidewalk Saturday night.

I was outside of a major mall, so I turned it in to the nearest security guard. His carefully maintained attitude of vaguely irritated boredom only made the whole thing seem more surreal.

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So I got a job at a little catering and deli place a few blocks down last week. I was feeling fairly awesome about it, because the people seemed cool, and it was a reasonable part time, so I could work on selling things off my website while still paying my half the rent ( Read more... )

Grrrrr. Someone key'd my car ( Read more... )