Greetings, fellow good and honest people

[kitsunepuri]

I know everything about this place and why we're here. Come see me if you want me to shine my wisdom on you.

And by "this place" I mean the universe. Call me Niou the Enlightened and let me teach you everything.

I can even offer ya some cake.

Comments

[maruibuns]

I can already feel the weight called Sanada lifted off my back.

As for the seduction,.. bigger the cake the better the seduction. I'm no convinced by you tiny little slice.

[kitsunepuri]

I knew you'd be happy to have me here, fatty.

[maruibuns]

Oi, big boned, grampa head, I'm 60kg of sexy.

Can't say I'm not boredom is killing me and my diet, just sorry you aren't in my class so now I'll have to look at someone else's math homework once holidays end.

[kitsunepuri]

Hey, there's no need to be rude. Puri.

You scoundrel, I knew you only wanted me for my brain!

I'll still be your tutor if ya wanna have some sweet time together. Doing math.

[calm_data]

I am certain that you know this is coming.

The cake is a lie.

As to the instructor, I have found him lacking in intelligence. Once again, I, once again, am smarter than the teacher.

[kitsunepuri]

Yep. It really is a lie, too.

No surprises there, then. I think I'll have some fun with sensei, though~ If he's really no good, think I'd make a better teacher? My illusions have gotten even better, ya know.

[calm_data]

And I am none too surprised

I think you will too. As for that, it might be amusing to see. I'd like to get the new information on the progress of your illusions through first hand observation

[kitsunepuri]

Piyo. I won't disappoint you~

[tarundorusanada]

Niou......as a welcome present, why don't you go run 10 laps around the island, hmm? Through the forest would be great.

Somehow I can just feel the headache starting and I haven't even seen you yet.

Don't forget the wrist weights.

(ooc: Strikes completely deleted)

[kitsunepuri]

The comment you sent was too mean-spirited to be delivered. We hope you can treat your precious Niou-sama more tenderly in the future. We would also like to point out that tough love is old-fashioned.

[tarundorusanada]

I am old-fashioned.

I don't see running happening.

[kitsunepuri]

At least you admit that. And that you're doing this out of love. ❤

Oh, what a beautiful day! I think I'll have a good run around the island! 10 times with wrist weights...

[OOC: The first time Sanada sees Niou on the island, he's running laps.]

[heart_clips]

You look unhappy biting that fork and ...hearts~ :b

[kitsunepuri]

Of course, I'm anxiously waiting for some company. That can appreciate my allure.

[ifuckyourshitup]

Hi sempai!

...you didn't pretend to be a girl so far, did you?

[kitsunepuri]

Haven't had time for anything like that yet. Too busy making love with Sanada.

[ifuckyourshitup]

Ewwww! YUCK! Sempai!!!

[kitsunepuri]

How thoughtless of me. You're jealous, aren't ya?