“We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”
I think that if people would engage me in a real conversation instead of small talk, they would find me intelligent, truthful and interesting. But then again, who gives a shit what we say to each other.
Kaan and I have free tickets to the warp tour. We also have a box at the warp tour. I wonder what that's like. Anywho, I'm excited to see Joan Jett, for just like her, I love rock and roll. We have 4 tickets and 3 people.