"Haitian Fight Song", composed by Charles Mingus might be the best song in the world. It makes me really sad I gave up playing the stand out bass. If you have never heard this song, I strongly sugest you do. It's about tweleve minutes long but I never ask you guys to do anything, so do this.

( The Shoe Test )

So as you may or may not know, today was world AIDS day. One of the local radio stations decide to celebrate this day in the most tasteful way possible. The radio station in question has a show on from 10pm till 5am which is like a mix between Howard Stern and Jackass. Here is what they did.

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I had a dream last night that I had taken my friend Kate down to New Orleans cause she had never been. We were driving down Bourbon street (why, I don't know) but it was to crowded so I parked and got a wheelchair out of the trunk. I told Kate that if I sat in the wheelchair and she pushed me around, we would get though the crowd a lot faster. So ( Read more... )

Things I'm thankful for.
-Kaans (cause they are warm but not squishy)
-chickens (what)
-Katies (Doering and Greene)
-jazz (currently The modern jazz quartet)
-floss (oh my, I love floss)
-old country men whos idea of dressing up is putting on a polyester Levis jacket from 1977 and a boa
-Colleen
-mAm MMMAAAAAMMMMM (my mother)
-fatty Pork bellies
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Fine then!!!!!! I'm to damn sexy to talk to you any ways!!!! Damn vagina hair mother fucker!


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Here is what I'm doing tonight!


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I seem to think about the worst thing before I fall asleep. I feel very frail today.

"I told the bitch to shut her face, but the face kept openin', so I punched her!"


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I have this theory that a lot of people judge others based on their shoes. So I'm going to take some picture of peoples shoes and I want you guys to judge them. You know tell me if you think they're cool what type of music you think they would be into and so on. I should have the picture by next week.