I was here first you skinny bitch

[kittenstompa]

I hate, more than anyone else, Lindsay Lohan. I don't know her, but I hate her. Why? Because every introductory conversation for me goes like this:

Person I'm Meeting: So what's your name?
Me: Lindsey
Person I'm Meeting: Oh! Lindsay Lohan!!
Me: How clever of you to make that connection.

I'm not kidding. I hear this so much upon introducing myself. What

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[mizutamari]

*gigglesnort*
OMG, I am so sorry, hunnie! Unfortunately, it sounds like all the people you meet are just retarded. Very few people, if any, ever come up with a famous person with my name....

Although that may be because I can't think of any celebrities with my name that get drunk in public and arrested and stuff...

[kittenstompa]

I bet girls named Britney are sucking it as well. This is our mothers' fault!

This is the only one I know of...but it never sounds right to me when I try to refer to you by your first name.

[marduk_report]

to be fair, I HAVE seen you passed out like that in a hoodie.

But you weren't whoring at the time so the comparison still doesn't stick.

[kittenstompa]

I pass out in a hoodie most nights! But never after a night of whoring...

[postwhore]

well.. being a jenni (formally jenny in elementry & middle school)

First and foremost, I've always had to share my name with another jenni,jenny, jennifer, jen.. and for some reason the teacher decided which one she was going to call you. I HATE being called jennifer and they would always do that.. bitches..

Then I got Jenny Craig.. "Hey Jenny Craig, look like you diet works!" cause i was a little tiny girl when I was younger.. and dude, the jenny craig comment, so lame!

Then there is that song, 867-5309 song, named Jenny.. that wasn't too bad i guess..

Then the Cowboy mouth song "Jenny Says"

Then the most hated, Jehhnnneeehhh (meant to sounds like Forrest Gump) which i've been getting since that damn movie came out and still, to this day get.. that one is the most annoying..

[kittenstompa]

Well having a jingle with my name in it does sound much worse. And Jenni is so much more used! What the hell is wrong with people? Don't they know they're not the first ones to say it? We should always reply with "You're not clever." Or something else more obvious. Thank for you moral support! :) <3

[postwhore]

but I guess I don't have to deal with a real life celebrity thing with some dumbasses comparing you to the formally cute lohan (what the hell happened to her after mean girls, seriously)

plus you're in like, the same city..OMG!

[sebastian_cat]

Yes they are retards. Heck I remember the Jeffrey Giraffe comments when I was a kid. That got old very fast.
But to show you that yes there are just dumb people mixed in with the okay. I wear headphones at work because they are playing country music all day. Guy walks up to me and ask me if this song (loud speaker) was on the country music awards or not. Hello! Bright orange shuffle, big ass headphones with italian techno coming out of them >.<

Don't you just wish you could squirt them with a water gun, *BAD MONKEY BAD*

Oh and even I was named after an actor. Jeffrey Hunter, he played Jesus once ^o^

[kittenstompa]

Jesus is almost like a Bionic Man! We have a lot in common! :D

[cosmicmonster]

I was stopping by to say that your name reminds me of Lindsay Wagner, and she's the Bionic Woman. I had a crush on her forever, so at least I think good things when I hear your name. :p

[kittenstompa]

that's good to hear :D she's my namesake, i think my mom was a fan.