Do any of you ever feel like you made all the wrong choices and went way off course only to find yourself at the exact right place for all the wrong reasons? 

Well it wouldn't be christmas if I didn't have what should be a hangover.  My amazing stepmother and I really tied one on last night... something to do with whiskey, beer, and christmas cheer.

Thank God for coffee and cartoons.

Merry Christmas... go play in traffic.

He brought my son a two foot long very involved and highy awesome Millenium Falcon thereby gaining all of Liams love and devotion.  What an asshole.

Oh, and merry christmas.  I hope your children still hold you in good favor. 

You'd better say no, fuckers.  No matter what you think though, I will be leaving this state from the 11th to the 15th of January to visit my darling little brother.  He will be working most of the time I'm there, so I will be spending my time hanging around waiting for him.  Just like a good little housewife... which is awkward considering I'm his ( Read more... )

I made it through the night my lovelies!  I did not make a melodramatic leap onto the freeway,  I even refrained from making attempts on my mothers life.   of course we are both still stuck in the house, but the end is in sight.  I can totally do this ( Read more... )

I just finished watching one of the most depressing movies I have seen in a long time.  I'm going to go through myself off an overpass.  First, though, I must smoke and then see if I can find a movie that will make me feel slightly less suicidal.  Wish me luck.

Apparently Burger King is coming out with it's own flame broiled scented body spray...  Now we can all walk around smelling like cooked beef.

Thoughts?

I haven't had a chance to update in a while... I'm going to skip over a bit of it since most of the people who read this I spoke to in the last 24 hrs ( Read more... )

 Well, I had a totally fucked up night that seems to have neatly screwed up this path that I'm on.  Part of me thinks that it's a good thing.  All I really want right now is to get out of here... well, I have a few pointed things I want to say on my way out the door for all the good it would do me.  Anyone need a personal stylist?  The farther away ( Read more... )

So, I decided to go through my lj account and see how many friends I actually have.. I then decided that that is not what is important here.  What's important, is how many active friends I have on this thing these days... I have a whopping three. Of course the most important three ( Read more... )