Roxie's dog just farted and I have never smelled anything like that before in my life. Just sickening ( Read more... )

Ok, so this kid in my 7th grade class today was wearing a shirt that said "Keep laughing, this is your girlfriend's shirt". Wow! I don't really know what else to say.

I am realllly craving IHOP.

I had a really really great weekend. Nothing out of the ordinary, but great none the less. Friday I drove to Atlanta, went to a Comedy Club, went to a bar, got drunk, went back to Roxie's, and passed out. Sat. woke up, met a friend for lunch, went to the park, drove to Dublin, went to a wedding, went to sleep. Played golf today, now I'm back in ( Read more... )

Ok, so today I got so excited because I thought I saw a whole gang of midgets, but then I got sad, because it just turned out to be a bunch of slightly chubby children. OH well, maybe one of these days.

A rap dedicated to Morgan Etherington:

You're my forever homey,

nothin' can tear us apart,

I ain't bein' phoney,

I love you like a redneck loves wal mart

You are my Morgasm,

just thinkin' about you makes me wanna orgasm,

you gots some big 'ol titties,

Like a big 'ol momma given milk to her kitties

We are down,

like my pants on saturday night

I ( Read more... )

This weekend was crazy, busy, fun, and everything in between. Brian and I hung out alot. He even stopped by the party and went to Kulture with me for a little while. He came over today before he left and we had one of those long wondeful completely open talks. I honestly don't know what I would do without him. I don't think I would be able to ( Read more... )

The party has been changed to Friday night. So come, bitches!

Oh yeah, Morgan and Lauren are throwing a going away party for Drew and Rahul next Sat. night (Aug 26). There will be lots to drink and I suspect a good time will be had by all. So come. They live in River Mill Apartments. Building 3 apt. 69. If you need directions, just let me know.

Man, last night was fun. I forgot how much I missed college. Although, falling down the stairs kind of sucked.

Moving is coming along slowly, and due to the fact that my roommates already have it or I don't have the room, I have to get rid of alot of stuff- silverware, plates, glasses, brita water filter, etc. If anyone wants it, you can have it for free or if anyone knows where I could donate it, let me know.