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[kittycatplan]

[ So there is a face hovering by the screen of the camera. And this face? Does not look happy. ]

Well, I guess we're not in Ohio anymore, Toto. [ pause ] It isn't everyday that I get the delightful feeling of waking up somewhere with no recollection of how I got there or even where I am. And by delightful, I mean that it's a feeling that fills me

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Couldn't resist the jibe.

[viva_la_impala]

It's not a spa, but trust me, lady, you could use a mud mask or something cause....damn.

Pfft he's like, just guaranteed his doom.

[kittycatplan]

I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was cover up your own insecurities with cheap shots at humor day. You wanna be funny? Try a knock-knock joke.

I'm guessing you're not the one who's behind all this.

*chuckle* He has an evil mun who likes to torture. Clearly. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

[viva_la_impala]

Oh, I'm sorry. Is it take advice from a menopausal bitch with a track suit fetish day? I must have missed the memo!

'Fraid not. There are more nafarious forces at work here, but if I told you who they were you'd just laugh.

[kittycatplan]

Nope, you're right on time. Oh and I don't give advice; I give orders. First order for you: Cut the crap and tell me where I am and how I get out of here.

Is it this Wonderland theory? Because I've already heard it from one nutcase and the only thing I can even chuckle at is how much the poor sap seemed to believe it.

[video]

[kurtilicious11]

[This is the sound of Kurt's communicatormabob dropping to the floor in fear and the video shows pants that only a gaylittleHummelboy could wear (once it's finally still, of course.

He is speechless.]

[video] 1/idk

[kittycatplan]

[ RAGE STARE. IT CONTINUES ]

[video]

[kittycatplan]

[ Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Is that Armani? Shockingly familiar looking Armani (though don't ask me how Sue recognizes his pants) ]

[video] done.

[kittycatplan]

You have got to be kidding me.

[voice] 1/??

[voiceofriga]

O-oh, well we're-

2/4

[voiceofriga]

[THAT STARE. OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS SCARY. MAYBE NOT AS SCARY AS ANGRY RUSSIA BUT IT IS SCARY.]

3/4

[voiceofriga]

[...nope it's pretty damn close to being scary like Russia.]

4/4

[voiceofriga]

[And he just starts to sob a little.]

[bankingfrancs]

[this is the face of someone who is on good terms with russia.

yeah, switzerland is unaffected by your death stares.]

No one responsible will respond. Only people that are in the same situation as you.

[kittycatplan]

Well, so far your theory seems to holding up. But any reason you're so sure they won't?

[bankingfrancs]

They never have. There have been a few instances of communication with the one that seems to be kidnapping everyone, but they were... part of that person's own plan.

The one that is most likely behind your presence here calls herself The Queen of Hearts. There are others here, people that lived here originally, but they don't seem to have anything to do with her.

Is there anything else you need to know? I'm not the most informed person here, but I can tell you what I know.

[kittycatplan]

How to get out of here would be a nice start.

[jesusing_clown]

Getting angry won't help anything. You're in a place called Wonderland, it's meant to be from a book, I think. Nobody can leave, but time isn't moving in our own worlds so if there's something important going on, you won't miss it. People do get out every so often, I've met at least one person who's left and returned. You can't control when, but you will eventually go back to the time you left. Ah, and lots of people are from different worlds.

It's hard to take in, I know, but it's true. I'm sorry.

[kittycatplan]

[ She's taking all that in but unfortunately it's only translating as one thing to her; Oh my god, they even have crazies here. ]

I guess our kidnapper doesn't seem to have much taste.

[jesusing_clown]

Not really, no.

[kittycatplan]

One has to wonder though, just what kind of benefit he would reap from the institutionalized? I don't suppose you have an answer.