1. Twinkies
2. Velveeta
3. Rush Limbaugh err, I mean, cockroaches!
4. Vegemite
5. The movie Joe's Apartment (you'll understand if you've seen it!)

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1. Stuffing the Turkey -- I ask this question every year and no one can ever answer me. Seriously, though, someone explain the thought process behind this one. What brilliant mind originally thought up the idea to go around molesting dead turkeys once a year for the holidays?


2. Pictures with Santa -- People always laugh when I tell them I was scared of ( Read more... )

The madness is in full swing. The mother keeps trying to get me  to give her input on her plans for Thanksgiving. I think she's annoyed by my indecision and the general fact that I don't really care. It's not like there's a lot to Thanksgiving anyway. I mean, what do you do? Sit around a table with family you only see/talk to on the holidays? There ( Read more... )

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I believe I should get a medal for spending the entire day listening to the mother and her coworker argue about a research grant (I curse the day she figured out how to work the speaker phone) and not ripping all my hair out.

Though I was amused to come across an author named David Copperfield while I was doing homework. I also have a very long ( Read more... )

WHY MY NEIGHBORHOOD IS CREEPY AND I HATE IT

• Mysterious uhaulers moving in and out every year - where are those two guys who were moving furniture into next door a couple days ago and have not been seen since?
• Quiet - although it's a change from the last place I lived, where a Monday and Saturday night were not complete without police sirens chasing ( Read more... )

that will mark my return to the blogging world. I was trying to come up with something smart, suave, sarcastic...

Naturally, I haven't come up with anything. Instead, I've decided to post my list of goals for 2010 - because I need an escape from reality for a few minutes and I should make a post already anyway.

• Things To Do in 2010
• Lose virginity to ( Read more... )