Great Expectorations

[kittymichaels]

So, apparently, an elephant is a very large, imposing animal. I have never seen an elephant, but I am reasonably certain that one has been in my room

Comments

[beeker121]

Of course elephants are afraid of you Kitty, it just takes them a little longer to realize your might and power.

[kittymichaels]

Yeah, because big things are dumb. Like The Fat Man.

[wyrdfishes]

This is adorable. I love your entries!

[kittymichaels]

I would have responded sooner, but its been a sleeping day.

[phoenixejc]

My orange cat, Yogi, used to hide in the box springs too. I bet she doesn't like the "nicer" bed we got along with our Nice Lady anymore than you do. :)

[kittymichaels]

What is it with Nice Ladies wanting new and "undestroyed" box springs? Don't they get it? A ruined box spring is a castle!

[solstice_singer]

Strategy is a feline's best friend. You are very smart for managing to defeat an elephant.

[kittymichaels]

The best of the 36 stratagems is to run away.

[m_malcontent]

Your feline majesty continues to dominate the competition.

(Is my place safe when the revolution comes...I serve Charlie who is clearly one of your more favored underlings.)

[kittymichaels]

This is entirely dependent on whether Charlie is satisfied that you've kept your domain elephant-free.