Is therealljidol really still going on? Really? I declared victory in October 2011, so I figured that by now, eight years later, it would be finished.

Eight years later, of course, in cat years. Jeez. The Fat Man asked that I include that "in case somebody reading doesn't know who you are," but, duh, who doesn't know who I am?


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So the Fat Man has been keeping me away from the computer because "reading comments on Yahoo! news articles makes me too angry and that's bad for my health ( Read more... )

I would just like to declare that I'm glad I've lived long enough to officially claim victory in season 8 of therealljidol.

I WIN AGAIN.

Recently, the Fat Man has been derelict in his litter box cleaning duties. Both Grey Cat and I use the same litter box and, even when we bother to bury our messes properly, things can get pretty hairy in there after a day if it isn't cleaned all the time ( Read more... )

Here I am sick and infirm and then the Fat Man goes running off for like ever ( Read more... )

He has been online a long time.

This was the first time he mentioned me.

Let us go then, you and I ( Read more... )

I don't say this to freak you out (that is a side benefit), but I can see things you can't. All cats can ( Read more... )

When the Fat Man is slow with the food, sometimes I have to forage for myself ( Read more... )

So, apparently, an elephant is a very large, imposing animal. I have never seen an elephant, but I am reasonably certain that one has been in my room ( Read more... )