AND I'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING 'TIL THE END

[kittymichaels]

Is therealljidol really still going on? Really? I declared victory in October 2011, so I figured that by now, eight years later, it would be finished.

Eight years later, of course, in cat years. Jeez. The Fat Man asked that I include that "in case somebody reading doesn't know who you are," but, duh, who doesn't know who I am?

Comments

[porn_this_way]

O Noble Kitty -

It is with humblest thanks and deepest gratitude that I put my unworthy name beside your own this week, and I can only hope that if I continue to bask in the glory of your presence, I might somehow absorb a fraction of your radiance (and self-declared victory) by proxy.

Your devoted bipedal servant,
porn_this_way

[kittymichaels]

Wait, who are you again?

[avecvu]

I <3 you, Kitty.

[kittymichaels]

You have been a fine source of chicken for a decade now. I have not forgotten. When the great revolution comes, and it will come, I have asked my fellow cats to put you to work instead of to sleep.

[sharya]

Kitty, you rock. Have some pre-chewed chicken.

[kittymichaels]

Good. Its not going to chew itself. It would be amazing if it did.

[comedychick]

Good on you for putting the Fat Man up to extra work, I say. He was just being lazy before, obviously.

It's good to see you post again, Kitty. *offers chicken and wet food* Make sure the Fat Man chews whatever of that you need him to.

[kittymichaels]

Nonononononononono Fat Man is not allowed to chew wet food. That is the good stuff!

[comedychick]

Of course! Just make him chew the chicken.

[alien_infinity]

*offers pre-chewed chicken*

[kittymichaels]

I don't know who you are but I see you've brought an army with you. Excellent. Tell them I will be sending them orders soon.