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BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

SPLEENS!!!

Today's Alcoholic Survival Tip

Next time you are too drunk to drive,
Walk to the nearest pizza shop
Place an order,
And when they go to deliver it,

Catch a ride home with them.

i'm at work. and i'm soooooo relaxed, and happy and and and all that. no need for comments from the peanut gallery folks. and yes, a third injury did occur, and no __flatline__, it was NOT your suggestion ( Read more... )

paper cut on nose - check

hamstring strung - check

that's two...i'm off to bed shortly, when is three gonna happen?

ow ow ow!

and so the frustration begins. fair warning dear hearts - i suspect i'm going to be pretty nasty to be around until january.

damned auditors.

you know it's going to be a difficult week when you give yourself a paper cut on the tip of your nose...

i'm sitting here with my second cup of coffee with a lump in my throat. the day is grey, and i've been up a while. i don't feel down or sad or anything like that.

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wow. much prefered macbeth to carmen. the set and costume design (but mostly the set) was inspired. the whole stage seemed to be oozing blood. no spot here folks, more like a lake. prefered the singing in this one too. i don't know if it was the change in seating, but arias were clearer and the witches chorusesesseses were ethereal. i've got ( Read more... )

...should i let it all hang out? ewwww.

another late night. but oh so worth it. the evening was much fun. gilamonstre always knows how to brighten my day. and get me drunk. and send me into fits of laughter that could have gotten us kicked out of the opera. no, really kitty, you're not supposed to fall into hysterics in the middle of the prelude to ( Read more... )