Hi world! Reporting live from Israel! I've only got five minutes left on my computer before I have to pay another 20 shek so here goes.... I've been here three weeks and already donated blood, got food poisening, crossed the green line in a bulletproof bus, and crashed a wedding. Living in a dorm with a bunch of girls is not to much fun but Israel ( Read more... )

In less than 3 weeks I will be G-D willing on a plane to Israel yet I hope I make it considering that there's a chance my brains will leak out through my ears if they aren't put to use soon. I didn't know that brains could get so bored! I think it's sitting up there and twiddling it's fingers. And yawning. Seriously, no wonder why Americans are so ( Read more... )

I'M 18! I'M 18! FREEDOM! I'M FREE! I TAKE OVER THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN SIGN AWAY MY OWN LIFE FOR ANYTHING! I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Attention ladies and gentlemen, it's true. At the stroke of midnight I'm officially 18. So yes, under this calm demenor lurks the paradigm of the teenage soul, waiting for that moment of exudos. To be free at last.......

Hi World! I would just like to let everyone know that the word 'never' is evil. It's jinxed so DON'T EVER USE IT! I fully blame it for the reason that I am stuck here in providence working in a day camp. I SWORE I'D NEVER DO IT AGAIN! Ah, the human psyche. We all need someone or something to blame, even if it's just a little word, composed of five ( Read more... )

Hi World. I have 15 days left of school and I'm so PSYCHED! No more dirty smelly Brooklyn, wacked people or any of it! By the way I offcially found my favorite TV show: That 70's Show! I'm so bored here that I've sat and watched it for over two hours! Bring it on!

Who would believe that I journey to merry New England, land of fresh air and rollerblading opportunities and I catch another alien death virus are whatever whatsits. Anyway, I saw the movie and did a little more research on Marie Anttionette and it turns out that she was a very nice, slightly pampered and clueless yet noble lady. She wasn't the ( Read more... )

GUESS WHAT! I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO ATERET SEMINARY!THANK THE L-RD IN HEAVEN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I ACTUALLY GOT IN! I'M STILL NOT BELIEVING IT UNTIL I GET MY LETTER BUT I'M IN! THIS IS SOOOOOOO COOOOOOL!

WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, A GREAT EXCITING TRIP TO MONTREAL! WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, A GREAT EXCITING TRIP TO MONTREAL, ( IF I CAN FIND MY DARN PASSPORT THAT IS)! IF I DON'T RETURN, KNOW THAT I HAVE SADLY BECOME A POPSICLE OR JOINED A POLAR BEAR CLAN! I BET EVEN BOSTON WILL SEEM WARM AND SUNNY AFTER THIS!

Three days left to finals and then I'm done and FREE till february! Work is so insane right now, it's just an audit but you would thing that the British are coming the way that place is going off the wall!