Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kiwiontop!

1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Kiwiontop for the rest of the day.
2. Kiwiontop is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
3. It can take Kiwiontop several days to move just through one tree.
4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sockmobster!

1. Sockmobster can sleep for three and a half years!
2. Snow White's coffin was made of sockmobster.
3. Europe is the only continent that lacks sockmobster.
4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of sockmobster to reach the earth's core.
5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than sockmobster.

I was sitting at Glendalough station on Friday, waiting for the train as you do, when a crippled guy in a green "Australia" hat hobbled over to me, I could see in the look of his eyes he was intent on bending my ear. He sat down, leaning on his walking stick, a dude in his 50's and proceeded in an English accent, "Are you waiting for the next train ( Read more... )

First entry, well, this is probably going to last all of about 3 days, and is almost hypocritical of me for doing so, but here I am, exposing myself to the world, well one person, but let's not split hairs ( Read more... )