To the person/fucker who is trying to break into this account you now have my attention. WTF can I do for you?

Fuckers!

Posted on Fri, Dec. 23, 2005 ( Read more... )

This made me think of you.
*hands you a barf baggie*

ew.

On the first day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to
me
Histioteuthis
heteropsis.

On the second day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave
to me
Two cuttlefish,
And
Histioteuthis heteropsis.

On the third day of
Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
Three suckers,

Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis heteropsis.

On the
fourth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
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Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 34% Dork For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
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Animal facts:

- A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
- A snail can sleep for three years.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
- In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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Dirty martinis ease the incessant brain squish..