I went bowling last night and didn't injury myself! I ate a whole pizza instead! HOORAY!!

Two weeks from now is going to be "Inventory Week" for the store I work at -- in other words, insanely busy in the stockroom, where we'll be receiving a few waves of Fall and Christmas shipments. Two weeks from now, Kim and I'll be away in Ireland, and a few others have also requested time off (but for a just few days, not ten ( Read more... )

I'm wearing a travel pillow 'round m'neck!

Still working on that Paris Hilton Sex Tape rock opera... ideally, I'd like a public performance of the whole bit sometime in August. We'll see, we'll see...

And also, to clarify, the fellow who discarded his soiled, y'know, britches beneath? Not me.

The best compliment I received today: "And don't mind me staring, it's just you're so good-looking." (from a little old lady)

the men's room was smelling anything but spiffy. I was emptying the garbage bins and, when I took off the lid of the men's room's garbage, LO AND BEHOLD: a discarded pair of undies. Smelly undies. Undies with a snowman skiing on them ( Read more... )

Was part of the BEST GAME OF MONOPOLY EVERRR late Saturday night ( Read more... )

Started reading a book,
Rediscovered Sonic the Hedgehog 1 and 2 through the miracle of Sega Genesis emulators,
coughed a bit,
sniffled the same amount,
rubbed my eyes every so often,
took naps,
missed calls during naps,
stayed in my pajamas all day.

Showered.

Got into some new pajamas.

Took to an old Newsweek with a three-hole punch.

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I'm now a facebook addict.