So today I'm 22.

But I'm not going to wish for a pet bunny.

Because that's what Meatwad did.

Meatwad wanted a pet bunny for his birthday, but Master Shake ordered him a snake instead.

It must've seemed funny to that huge anthropomorphic drink: a snake in lieu of a cake.

It must've seemed like an even funnier idea to staple pipe cleaner ears to ( Read more... )

New to the backyard is a birdfeeder-statue of a squirrel, one which is holding a giant leaf in which one may place birdseed. My mom just stepped outside and announced to the non-stone squirrel perched on the leaf, "Excuse me! I didn't put that there so you could sit on it!"

Silly fuzzy fuzzies.

Do something > this:

Improv Everywhere's "Look Up More"

(Highlights video for the "Look Up More" stunt; requires Quicktime)

Some kids are quite the pain at Michaels. We can't really help that we have a gajillion random fascinating things that demand their attention. And don't get me wrong, we have our fair share of pleasant kids, too -- in fact, I had the following dialog with a chipper little boy the other day while I was sweeping the store and he was gnoshing on a ( Read more... )

Just a reminder:


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http://www.usatoday.com/life/2005-04-07-coming-attractions_x.htm

Scroll down, it's the second item of the bunch:

Shakira comes out with double 'Fixation'

Colombian singer/songwriter Shakira, whose 2001 English-language debut Laundry Service sold 3.5 million copies, will release two new CDs this year. The first, Fijacion Oral 1, will arrive June ( Read more... )

I've been having car problems a-plenty as of late. Coupled with the vacation mechanics problem... it's-a no good.

First, there's the ambiguous check engine light. I don't think I really need to elaborate on how it mocks me.

Then there's my tailpipe, which fell off on William Floyd following a horrible death cry and my swerving to the shoulder ( Read more... )

Didn't pull any April Fools pranks yesterday; DID spend some (amazing) time down at the beach, though ( Read more... )