I walk into work last night and there's Grant - the only guy there that works more hours than I do - and Grant is covering his face with his hands, looking vaguely like a lobster.

A: Are you okay?
G: I figured it out tonight. I get it now.
A: Get what?
G: The appeal of comic books.

I walk and set up, urging him to continue. I am greatly intrigued.

G: ( Read more... )

S'true.

Downtown just passed a law requiring people to lock down their dumpsters and garbage cans in an effort to rid the core of the homeless, methtards, drunkards, coke heads, heroin addicts, crack whores, and various others. This works because most of these people recycle trash in order to make money, something I actually support. I'm a big fan ( Read more... )

In the movie thing, this time ( Read more... )

Eddie stepped out into the wilds of Vancouver and was happy to do it. Walking had always brought him a sense of peace and he had yet to figure out all the nooks and crannies of his new home, was still adjusting to the rainy life of the west coast as opposed to the snowy oblivion of Toronto.

The adjustment wasn't too bad. He liked the presence of ( Read more... )

I really do.

Spent the entire day sleeping. Just woke up about forty minutes ago; going to have some food and then go right back to sleep. Sleep is my friend ( Read more... )

$83.00 fee doesn't sound so bad, right? It's 83.00. Who cares ( Read more... )

So, Samy became a supervillain and went and hid in his Fortress of Ultimate Doom, which is surrounded by a spy system that cannot be avoided nor defeated by mortal or immortal hands. I did my best not to feel a twinge of professional jealousy ( Read more... )

Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 6 people to tag.

1 - I plot out every combat scene I've ever written with toys. Anyone that's ever been to my apartment had ( Read more... )

Random Crackhead: Excuse me, I'd like to make a complaint.
Me: Really.
RC: Yes, really. There's some guy selling drugs out back.
M: Er?
RC: Yeah. Illegal drugs.
M: Okay. And I care... why?
RC: I don't like your attitude.
M: I'm just kinda... baffled. Why are you telling me this? You're a crackhead.
RC: Am not!
M: You've been caught snorting in the bathroom ( Read more... )