( A lack of bad poetry under the cut. I promise. Just straight prose. )

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I have not yet the right to name myself but that will change today and then I will have a name. It is enough to say that I am a servant of Thor, He What is God of the Storms that Cleanse, Commander of the Lightning and Bringer of the Thunder. I and all those with me have been given warhammers with which to hunt the dreaded Frost Giants, for today ( Read more... )

I asked the girl if she had and knew that she had not. For while she, all unknowing, was the One spoken of in song and prophecy, still she would have been among the shadows themselves if she had met the Shadow Boss as she was back then. The prophecies are specific and I should know, for I wrote them back in the days of my youth, when the world was ( Read more... )

This thing is still here.

Who knew?

I should probably do something with it...

There's this movie coming out about them, some silly thing that you might have heard of. I'd link a trailer can be found over at http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/piratesofthecaribbeanatworldsend/ so go and watch it if you haven't already ( Read more... )

Nothing bad happened. I was not shot, stabbed, or killed - though someone apparently did manage to get nearly killed in the bathroom, if the damage done there was any indication. I let Rob put an out of order sign on it and that was that.

Tomorrow I begin my tenure with the postal service. They expect me to drive, which means that the sidewalks are ( Read more... )

My tenure at the gas station is coming to an end. I like this. It pleases me.

The plan was to celebrate this weekend all Sunday with movies and the like. This is not going to happen - there's this thing called Mother's Day and  given my scary scary mother it's not like I'm going to miss out. Especially after dad admitted that he once hired goons to ( Read more... )

Out in the desert there is a box that grows out of the shifting sands.

The box is mostly buried underneath the surface and this is good,

For the sheer size of the thing is enough to stagger all sanity.

It is black and near the top is a doorway.

The doorway can be reached by a series of steps,

Though none that enter the box ever return ( Read more... )