stoled it from nance

[kleptomaniacal]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. I will answer them as fully as I can, and I will answer them honestly. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this, allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

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[make_me_wrong]

01: How much do you value our friendship?
02: Do you really believe in Waffly and I, or are you just saying it to be twinnyful?
03: *for the sake of silliness* Are you naming your firstborn boy Jondrew?

[kleptomaniacal]

01: *scoffs* A LOT! Do you even have to ask? If I didn't value it, we wouldn't be twinny's at all!

02: I believe!!

03: *shifty eyes*

[by_your_throat]

(1) Paper or plastic?
(2) Death by fire or ice?
(3) What's your absolute least favorite book of all time?

[kleptomaniacal]

your av made me die!!!!!!!!

(1)Plastic
(2) Cheese
(3) least favorite? "Cry, the beloved country". It was good and all, but, sheesh BO-RING!

[by_your_throat]

No death! *revives you*
Woulod you like the original?
And yeah, that book..... *snooooore*

[kleptomaniacal]

My wife sent me the original awhile back, but still.......*gawks*

[the__hollow]

1. who do you fancy better with alex, bagoas or hephaestion?

2. if you could have a threesome with any two guys you wanted who would they be?

3. if you could go back through time or be zapped into any book where/what book would it be and why?

Oh, I know it's only three questions but humor me on this...

Bonus:

4. you know how alex makes hephaestion apologize and shake hands with eumene's? (somewhere around pg. 366 in the persian boy, ch.27) did you think he should have done so? I mean, fuck. don't you think hephaestion should have held out or something? (this has always annoyed me for some reason...)

[kleptomaniacal]

1. Oh goddamn! You're making me choose! Ummm...i LOVE Bagoas, really I do, but I loved Hephaestion first. So...I'm totally goin' with Heph.

2. Oh sweet lord god in heaven. O_O This is the greatest question ever. I would say Michael Jackson and William Hung Davey Havok and Rivers Cuomo. Fer reals, y'all.

3. GEE! I wonder what the answer to this is?! I'd zap myself as a sneaky waterbearer lurking in the shadows the night Bagoas and Alexander first get it on in "The Persian Boy".

4. I think Hephaestion loved Alexander that much, that he would do whatever it took to make him happy. *dreamy sigh*

[the__hollow]

Who's Rivers Cuomo?

[purpleroses5]

*Ducks before Di screams your head off*

[_miss_you]

1. Who's your all time fav fic author and why?

2. If you had to stop writing fanfictions for any reason, what would you write instead?

3. Why the hell you such a chicken shit and notasking this boy out!?

[kleptomaniacal]

1. Oh crap! I hate this question! You know I hardly ever read anything! I hafta say it's a three-way between you, Syn, and Joey. Mmm....three-way....

2. O_)(*)&* stop writing fan-fics?!? Psssh, I'd still write hot gay sex, but it'd be original fiction. And it would kick-ass.

3. Because!! I've been scarred for life in the past with guys and asking them out. I can't put myself out there anymore. I"m chicken shit! *bawls*

[_miss_you]

1. Oh god. . .
2. Hehe.
3. *shakes head*

[newfashiongirl]

1. Why is the grass green?

2. Who would you most like to be the bread in a Nakie!Amanda sandwich?

3. Live in the now! What are you listening to?

[kleptomaniacal]

1. Chlorophyll

2. Davey Havok and Adam Carson!

3. "Glow" by Alien Ant Farm!