( There is a God and he loves my crazy ass!! )

I have just received teh greatest e-mail ever!

From: Penile Enlargement.
( Subject: Are you really satisfied about your penis size? And is she? )

I'M ALIVE...just barely ( Read more... )

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fuck yeah.

;_;

i am eating a motherfucking poptart right now and fuming mad ( Read more... )

okay, just a quick word to the wise...

if there are oranges in your refirgerator and you don't know how long they've been in there....

.....don't fucking eat them.

i've done nothing but puke for the past 30-something odd hours.

i want to die.

what the fuck?!

there's actually a band called "hot action cop"!?

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA!!!!!

whoa....

Who wants to kick someone's ass for me?

I got this message from a user at myspace named "You're a whore":

Well aren't you just an ugly whore. I'm starting an online community of ugly whores and I'd like to invite you to join. Congratulations!Here's the link to his profile ( Read more... )

i'm about to blow my own goddamn brains out if i have to be here another second.

I'm gonna puke.

I'm gonna puke.

I'm gonna puke.

I'm gonna puke!

*pukes*