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divinecomedian

Let's shed a few tears for the death of the Klutzonbroadway.

And then yell a lot because the divine comedian is more awesome.

I don't see why I bother with this thing. I never update.

BUT ANYHOW.

I'm going vegetarian for a montyh. If I feel good, I'll stick with it.

But I probably will, cause I lost like five pounds in three meat-free days. Which is disgusting.

I got some new kicks. Slip-ons. They're pretty rad. Not Super Rad though.

etc.

etc.

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I'm

The Aquabats were amazing ( Read more... )

I'M SEEING!!

THE AQUABATS
THE EPOXIES
THE PHENAMENAUTS

I WILL BE THERE WITH MY FIN UP.

AND ALL WILL BE GRAND.

Summer is totally ruling *STOP*
Although I'm becoming lazy *STOP*
I need a break from the computer *STOP*
I'm going to go for a walk *STOP*
Maybe to the park, I don't know just yet. *STOP*

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. Now that summer's here, many of you will be taking a vacation. There are a lot of places to go, but quite a few of you will end up visiting sunny Florida. I've decided to make a list of helpful tips and cautions for your vacation ( Read more... )

You just don't get it.
When you're typing in all caps,
I'm not listening.

1. Performing open-heart surgery ( Read more... )

"I believe in unrequited love," she said, staring downward, drawing designs into the dirt with the toe of her shoe.
"Sure," I replied, watching her create and erase those runelike pictures with her foot. "But it's about as healthy as a stroke."

I hope this helps.

"What could you do? Major Major asked himself again. What could you do with a man who looked you squarely in the eye and said he would rather die than be killed in combat, a man who was as least as intelligent as you were and you had to pretend was not? What could you say to him ( Read more... )