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I hate myself and I want to die
I ate five cupcakes today.
I confused something that happened on Degrassi with REAL LIFE!
I just banged a blue alien chick in Mass Effect. -
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• Take a picture of yourself right now.
• Don't change your clothes. Don't fix your hair.
• Post that picture with no editing.
• Post these instructions with your picture.
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Two things
First, Speed Racer was BASICALLY the most amazing movie EVER MADE, holy crap, my mind has been blown in ways I didn't even know were possible ( Read more... ) -
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I forgot how much fun it is to stay up all night waiting for concert tickets! So satisfying when you actually get them! Though, 105 fucking dollars is about... 65 dollars more then I've ever paid to see one band, but oh well, never seen them before, not gonna save 10 bucks and have a SEAT instead of being on the floor, and the new album is pretty ( Read more... ) -
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
Quit my job today! Well, put in two weeks notice. I feel fucking AMAZING right now!!! If I had known it would be so great, I woulda done it two years ago!!! :D :D :D -
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One bullet, one empty head -
Captain America at the Singles Party
One evening, Captain America, the horny SUPER HERO fag, was sitting in his room feeling rather excited. He was fantisising vigorously about all the porn stars that he had fucked in life. He realized that life is not always just a cunt full of cream. He also realized that he was 69 years old and that his costume was starting to tear at the ( Read more... )
