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Ooh! Two funny stories in one day
Let's see if any of you can figure this one out, because it confuses me mightily ( Read more... ) -
Customer is not always right
I'm an avid reader of http://notalwaysright.com/ but I never had opportunity to actually submit anything. Today I was in the grocery store and hear this conversation in the next line. There are two gentlemen in line and a woman comes rushing up to the second gentleman ( Read more... ) -
Need a laugh?
So Toronto is being hit by blizzard conditions. Our cemetery groundstaff has gone home. Hey! Our office's heating unit doesn't like it when it's windy so it shut down (yes, it does this regularly. The AC also doesn't work well when it's too hot), so the office staff gets to go home too! Everyone gets to go home and relax with pay and ( Read more... ) -
Food Court Experience
Because there is nothing of interest going on in my life (nothing that you don't already know about, I guess) I'm going to detail a weird experience I had at the Eaton Centre (the big mall in Toronto, and apparently the fourth biggest in the country ( Read more... ) -
Doh!
Here at St. John's Norway Cemetery we have a lovely coyote that likes to tour our grounds. She looks friendly, follows dog walkers around, and keeps the raccoon population down ( Read more... ) -
Dinner for two?
I ordered pizza today because it was raining, I was feeling lazy, and I didn't feel like heading to the grocery store. As I'm paying the pizza guy, an un-leashed golden retriever decided that it would like to come inside my apartment with the pizza and started to come in. Luckily the owner was around to call it back. It immediately obeyed, ( Read more... ) -
Perks of seniority
I'm top of the food chain at work... well, top of the phone list for our security company anyway. I'm technically also the closest person to work. (There's debate since one of my co-workers lives further but probably could get there just as fast since he has a car and I rely on public transit or walking ( Read more... ) -
9 Years and counting
As stated on Facebook, today marks my ninth wedding anniversary. It feels really weird to realize that I've been married that long. I don't really remember much about the wedding or the days leading up to it, there was plenty to get organized, a trip to Chicago to follow. Moving in to an apartment and all the joys of wedding planning itself ( Read more... ) -
Excitement.
This was diagonally across from work today. I was hearing something about this guy having broken in to a house and taking a machine gun, but there's nothing about that in the news ( Read more... ) -
Bring it on
I rarely post to this thing, so I figured why not talk about my evening. Sure, there's other stuff that people would probably listen to, but yeah ( Read more... )