Comments | knifes_edge: [me and mr. jones]

knifes_edge

[me and mr. jones]

Mar 29, 2009 21:52

So, that guy-- Kankurou was his name?-- that I had that drinking contest with is snoring really, really loudly on my couch. At least he doesn't have alcohol poisoning, I guess! I tried to wake him up but he's like a bear hibernating. If he keeps on sleeping here, I'm gonna have to start charging him rent ( Read more... )

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dango_diva March 30 2009, 02:32:44 UTC

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If it becomes too terrible, I suggest snapping open a switchblade by his ear. I'll guarantee nothing will wake him faster.

knifes_edge March 30 2009, 02:34:33 UTC

Does he belong to you? You seem familiar with him.

dango_diva March 30 2009, 02:37:17 UTC

It would appear he's not my problem tonight.

knifes_edge March 30 2009, 02:38:50 UTC

You're welcome to come get him. I'll even share my shrimp and eggs.

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puppet_facade March 30 2009, 02:38:48 UTC

Seriously? Shuttin' up 'bout th' whole thing would've been better.

Fuckin' hell, FINE. I'll get th' fuck outta your place when you give me my winnin's.

knifes_edge March 30 2009, 02:40:32 UTC

Hate to tell you this, Champ, but I won. You lost.

puppet_facade March 30 2009, 02:42:54 UTC

Don't think so. You cheat'd anyways, so don't be talkin' 'bout winnin' or not. An' knowin' th' headaches I'm gonna get from this, it best be in your favor t'give me some compensation other than a hangover.

knifes_edge March 30 2009, 02:44:25 UTC

Feel free to take some eggs.

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triggerhappyk9 March 31 2009, 03:21:41 UTC

It's a sad man who can't hold his booze against a chick, only to pass out on her couch afterward.

But if he won't take that invite for breakfast, I'll gladly come share with you ♥ A lovely lady shouldn't eat by her lonesome after all!

knifes_edge March 31 2009, 03:23:47 UTC

He's got a whole lot more to worry about than just a hangover. Looks like he's in the doghouse.

And you are...?

triggerhappyk9 March 31 2009, 03:30:48 UTC

Hate it for the poor bastard. Even more of a reason he should be totally grateful for that couch and breakfast in the morning.

Name's Kiba. Awesome company extraordinaire. I'll bet a lovely lady such as yourself has an equally lovely name~?

knifes_edge March 31 2009, 03:35:05 UTC

I know, right? I could have just rolled him out into the street. Men. So ungrateful.

Tenten. Of the Golden Dragon Weapons Shop.

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Tenten love_akane April 2 2009, 06:06:09 UTC

I would thank you, if I were the type. You brought some amusement to this household.

Gaara knifes_edge April 6 2009, 00:58:25 UTC

I... thank you? What did I do, exactly?