I'm thinking I need to get to know a few more people in this town. The last friend I tried to make passed out on my couch and acted like an asshole when I tried to help him.

Who wants to go out for drinks/pool/karaoke? Any takers? I sing a wicked rock love ballad.

So, that guy-- Kankurou was his name?-- that I had that drinking contest with is snoring really, really loudly on my couch. At least he doesn't have alcohol poisoning, I guess! I tried to wake him up but he's like a bear hibernating. If he keeps on sleeping here, I'm gonna have to start charging him rent ( Read more... )

Kids these days-- are they getting dumber and dumber? This is just ridiculous. I've had three attempted break ins in the past two days alone. I had to make an example of the last group and break some bones because you know, a girl has to protect herself. Little punks! If my grandfather was still alive they sure as heck wouldn't try anything like ( Read more... )

Name: Tenten
Age: 18
Sexual Preference: Anything interesting
Division:Cena; Tenten is not evil, corrupt, or particularly lustful. She eats her vegetables, doesn’t do drugs, and never fucked without a condom on. She deals in the business of weapons and so her best clients are all of those things and more. Knives, swords, guns, brass knuckles-the ( Read more... )