Mitch hedberg died.......and i'm more sad about that than the pope dying. not a big surprise. i think i'll listen to mitch now.......and do laundry

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you've all been my backbone, you keep me balanced and settled, and i'm in debt to you all endlessly.....

thanks to my friends for being awesome while i'm punching walls and crying

and fuck you to all the people who made me mad enough to punch walls and cry, its not fucking worth it

and i'm hungover
and going to work

fuck ya'll

i dont know what to think anymore....or do....its hard to believe the only comfort i find is in a bottle of vodka thats sitting in my fridge. and i think you're fake, and all you say are lies.

martini's are awesome....ryan eating all the olives minus 2 is even more awesome...and dance dance revolution is by far the awesomest...thats right.......eat shit.......

i feel i've lost touch of a lot of things. now how to get back...does anyone know?

HAPPY ONE YEAR JOHN

I love you the most ever

9 Million

no one can rock a mullet as hott as me

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Arent we fucking cute.......


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is it soooo bad to want these shoes?

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