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Whoo can't be arsed with anything. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo CBA. Whoo ( Read more... )

Between these dates i would like you all to know i nearly killed myself. I did not do it on purppose, as it was merely a miscalculation on the amount of alcohol i was consuming. i drank a litre of vodka and a litre of whiskey, a can of larger, a can of bitter, acan of cider and 1/4 litre of martini ( Read more... )

ok. so the end has come. i have been dumped and it is entirely my fault for being too clingy. and the reason it hurts is my fault for getting too close and attached.

things will not go well.

ok i haven't updated in quite a while, but i have been meaning to for ages ( Read more... )

it was my birthday last friday (28th April), and absolutely nothing exciting happened. Just thought id let you know ( Read more... )

You Know You're a Pothead When...

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem ( Read more... )

HELL LEVEL 2
Raw score: 71%

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

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You Know You're From Britain When...

You believe that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good nights for drinking. Sunday day is also entirely reasonable ( Read more... )

Either no one reads my journal or they are to lazy to comment on it. this is actually getting depressing... i thought that someone might read it and comment, but no one seems to. if you read it please comment here just to let me know.