Friday and Saturday Adam had the stomach flu. Sunday I starting getting the stomach flu. Now it is Monday and it feels like there is a continous drum roll in my tummy. I hate the stomach flu, well I basically hate any flu, but I really hate this one. Go away damn you! Go infect another person you jerk ( Read more... )

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I found an old check stub from when I worked for Daane's Food Market in the bakery department. I worked 18.05 hours, my pay rate was 5.00 an hour and my take home was $73.34!! I found said check stub in a vest that was left unattended for nearly 9 years!!! So what did I do with the vest? I brought it up from the basement, washed the sucker ( Read more... )

This weekend contained a multitude of things, drama/drinking/laziness/food/drinking/reading/football/drinking/sleeping. It was a great three day weekend, I'm glad I took Monday off to just relax. I went to a jewelry party with Kim on Friday night and then hung out with everybody where drama would just not stop, even at 4 in the morning. I’m glad ( Read more... )

I am finally drinking my Dr. Rumepper. Life is good. Well now really, personal life rocks, work life sucks. I know we all have our bad days, but the days at work have become more and more stressful when they shouldn't really be. Grow up you fucking adults. When you get 50+ year old men acting like childish fuck-faces somethings gotta give. I ( Read more... )

In the middle of the night last night I woke up feeling the need to relieve myself. I seriously was so damn tired I didn’t even want to move, even to pee. Yes I pee’d the bed. Just kidding. I did the next best thing; I hiked the pajama bottom waistband up and over my stomach to as high as it could go. You know, to alleviate pressure on my ( Read more... )

I would love a Rum and Dr. Pepper right now.

I would love to have the balls to put my resume into a new job.

Maybe I'll do both while drinking my Dr. Rumepper.

Laura J- Where in the heck is my Tupperware!?!?!? My cereal is going stale as we speak!!!!

Yet again I inadvertently stole alcohol again. Friday night Becky and I went on a beer run and decided to try some mimosa. So I purchased some oj and champagne. The champagne alone was $10.99, and when my total came out to $11.57 I just thought maybe they labeled the bottle wrong and I bought it for a cheaper price. Sweet right? Nope, upon ( Read more... )

It was to my immense surprise that Mike Meyers actually came to the Pub last night. ( We closed the bar down )

I would like to let the world know that I love fresh spinach and my pecs hurt, not not my boobs, but the actual pec muscle.