Hullo! Everyone alive? I could see why not since yesterday we had to use SPIDER'S BLOOD in Potions! We had to get it FROM THE SPIDERS! Those Slytherin dog's worms Crabbe and Goyle threw some at me and there was SPIDER BLOOD on my robes!! What if I didn't get it all out and other spiders see it and get attracted to it like the sneaky bastards
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Fondly,
Percy
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But they are not wank mags, you know. Besides, the women in them are now your mother's age, you know. Hope that's enough of a turn-off.
Honestly, don't you people read? Or have a sense of your own history? Gah!
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