So, this mess about Pettigrew - UNFUNNY. Don't appreciate having a full study night robbed of me, alright, rat? Inconbloodysiderate! Lucky I'm friends with the top witch in the school, Parvati and I have learnt colour coding and it's BRILLIANT. Not only is everything really easy to find, but colour actually helps you remember details better, ( Read more... )

So yesterday the girls and I went to Diagon Alley with Mum, which was annoying, I don't mind saying! Mum told Ginny to pick out what she wants for her birthday THAT WE ALL KNOW IS COMING UP THANKS TO THE NOTES LEFT STAPLED ALL OVER THE HOUSE! Also if Hermione and me get stapled together one more time I'll be stapling someone's brains to the wall ( Read more... )

First off, WHY DO WE HAVE TO SPLIT UP TENTS IN GROUPS OF FOUR?! Sure we have bunk beds which means FOUR BEDS ONLY, but someone could sleep on the floor! Harry and I had to BUY SEAMUS DIRTY MAGS JUST TO GET ON WITH THIS WHOLE STUPID THING! Hermione says he's in for it if our tents get inspected! I heard someone, who shall remain nameless so ( Read more... )

MORE! HOMEWORK! THAN! EVER! Professors, you do know we have other homework right?

Yeah! So like Parkinson said, we've been really busy doing GOOD AND SELFLESS DEEDS. In fact we should win some kind of award, I think!! Not only did we chat up the Fat Lady but we cheered up almost the whole school in one go, how do you like that? Sorry, mates, we handed out the last biscuit to Flitwick, so stop asking me for more ( Read more... )

PHEW SOMETHING REEKS!

HAHA OH imagine that, it's SNAPE!!!

People are trying to eat and everything smells and tastes of sodding LILAC, couldn't you have waited till after lunch, Professor Black?

Oh well.

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Hullo! Everyone alive? I could see why not since yesterday we had to use SPIDER'S BLOOD in Potions! We had to get it FROM THE SPIDERS! Those Slytherin dog's worms Crabbe and Goyle threw some at me and there was SPIDER BLOOD on my robes!! What if I didn't get it all out and other spiders see it and get attracted to it like the sneaky bastards ( Read more... )

Honestly people, it's not like Harry and I were late for classes, we made it to the Feast for sod's sake! Look here, we've got POTIONS on our first day back with the SLYTHERINS. BLOODY POTIONS WITH BLOODY SLYTHERINS FIRST BLOODY THING ON BLOODY TUESDAY!!! Whoever wrote the class schedules didn't have a very good time in summer, did he! I mean ( Read more... )

PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! At Harry's flat now! He came for dinner with us last night, Perce and I were almost late for it because Percy HAD to go home and change his shoes. I didn't even throw up that much on them! Honestly Perce! But!! GOOD THING WE CAN APPARATE EH? Ha hah! I'M NEVER BLOODY WALKING AGAIN, EVER!!! AND! I can play one-person chess now! ( Read more... )