Bioshock Infinite is one of my favorite games ever, after the first playthrough. And last fall I was (sort of) featured in a youtube video posted by a local news agency, and I want to post it, but I have had my identity stolen no less than four times (never actually my fault) and do not want to identify myself publicly like that. I mean, me as a ( Read more... )

I put the BMW through the ringer the other day, and it performed admirably. Going to make a conscious effort to not go that fast in the future, but it's nice to know that I could, on narrow, twisty, wet roads, with relatively cheap tires, go that fast safely if I wanted to ( Read more... )

I keep getting emails that spambots are leaving responses on my comments, I guess because of the cobwebs ( Read more... )

My little brother is now married.

I've now been best man three times.

I still don't know what I'm doing.

A very wise man once said, "It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize...: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

Digging the Stieg Larsson wish fulfillment thing. When I die, I totally want to be remembered as being just as awesome as I think I am ( Read more... )

Just realized I can approximate the time based on the cat. For instance, right now is between "I love you and I can't stop purring," and "I want more food than I have, so I'll dance on your bladder."

That, of course, in human terms is "Fuck you cat, I'm trying to sleep!!"

But she's old, I'd rather she think I'm ignoring her.

I watched Extract again. Mike Judge gets better with every movie ( Read more... )

Recently, I've had a fantasy of debating with Jon Stewart why he and his program are wrong about the 9/11 health care bill. Not that I think I could change his mind or anything, but I'd love to sit and talk about something so heady with someone who was so diametrically opposed to my position, yet ready to talk about it ( Read more... )

I just wanted to voice the fact that I have not yet seen anyone make the obvious joke about the Kouncil of Konservative Kitizens. Yes, they only used two words that start with hard K sounds for the first part of their anagram. But they're base-level racists that draw scorn from so many angles. Let's just give in and make the most obvious jokes ( Read more... )