I always forget I have a damn LiveJournal. However, in my insane level of boredom today, I couldn't think of ANYTHING to do online: I'd already checked out everything new on Facebook I wanted to see, no one's chatting with me and I'm just looking up mash-up videos on YouTube (yet again...this is like a new hobby of mine). And then, it's like my ( Read more... )

OK, so clearly the internet is NOT the best place in the world to meet people, but whatever. I just do NOT understand WHY it is SO fucking important for people to know your "stats" right away. How tall you are, how much you weigh, hair and eye color, how big your dick is, your waist size, blood type and what-the-fuck-ever. WHY?!!!!!!!!!! Can't ( Read more... )

I've really been asking myself lately, and I mean INTENSELY asking myself lately, what the HELL I'm so stressed over?

I bring it all on myself and create it in my own head. Case in point!

1) Work. I have the greatest job in the world at the time being. It probably won't be a career for me, but who knows? Like, ok, the pay COULD be a little ( Read more... )

So, speaking of being completely bi-polar, I'm back on my manic kick again! Whoo-hoo ( Read more... )

So I really have NO idea where to begin anymore. When did my life become so boring? There's never anything going on anymore ( Read more... )

So wow, I'm obviously so cool that all these people wanna hear about my boring life and existence ( Read more... )

I would also like to add that I was, and apparently still am, a raging homosexual. How embarrassing.

Guess what? I totally did not remember that this account even existed. Amazing what happens over the last few years.

I re-read a few of my last entries I posted and I had NO clue I even said some of the shit I said. Damn, time changes how you remember things.

I'm gonna bitch about Last Comic Standing now, so if you want to not be spoiled, then don't read ( Read more... )

So - it's like 4:30 on a Saturday evening...and look where I am: at the computer typing. Notice where I'm not: work ( Read more... )