You can be so cruel when you're sober.

[knockout_nate]

People ask me what there is to do in Monmouth.  They ask me, "what's there to do in Monmouth?"  The cow-tipping joke is getting old.  I'd say it's a one-horse town, but we don't even have a horse.  We have a stop light.  Two if you're counting the one on Hoffman.  There's a sports bar opening up soon literally across the street from campus and

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bah!

[greeku1]

take monmouth, get rid of the stoplight, the stores, the college, and the minorities, and add hills, good job you now know what Glide is like.

new sports bar? hmm i remember back in the day when if we needed hard alcohol in monmouth, we had to trek all the way to anyone else's room in 4C. tch, sports bar. monmouth not a dry town, pretty soon women will want the right to vote, what's next?

welcome to swayze-world,
-joe

Give me release. Flash.

[moviefruitball]

Birds ate my face.

I finished Invisible Monster like two weeks ago. My favorite by far. Went to Border's and bought Survivor. Finished it tonight. The guy is a genious. Once I read Lullaby, I will have read all of his books. Any other authors you would suggest?

~Allison

Re: Give me release. Flash.

[knockout_nate]

See also: Dan Brown if you want a history lesson without having annoying fellow students hoarding your mind while you try to learn.
See also: Clive Barker if you're remotely into fantasy.