I have to make up a study from scratch (not counting literature review) as part of my cognition paper. It's a fake study and I'll never do it. That's why I'm tempted to put "cookies and stories" as a description of how the participants will be compensated instead of the norm, which is either extra credit if it's college students or $10 or ( Read more... )

I'm reading an article for class right now and it's BLOWING MY MIND...in a tasteful sense of the phrase. Anyway, this article is touching me in ways no other article has this semester...again, mind out of the gutter. Is this because I've really been able to remove my mind of a lot of clutter lately and be able to focus on my current task? Or is ( Read more... )

We joke about having transferred from the Marine Corps to the Oil Corps, or the Petrol Battalion, and while we laugh at our jokes and we all think we're damn funny jarheads, we know we might soon die, and this is not funny, the possibility of death, but like many combatants before us, we laugh to obscure the tragedy of our cheap, squandering lives ( Read more... )

Last night, there was a shooting in a Pennsylvania movie theater lobby. After what could only be assumed as thoughtful reasoning (that couldn't be dripping with any more sarcasm), President of Loews theaters Travis Reid pulled 50 Cent's new movie "Get Rich of Die Tryin'." The report doesn't specify, but I guaren-damn-tee you this shooting ( Read more... )

What song are you most embarrassed that you know the words to?

I emailed my professor as to the level of formality he wanted this paper we are turning in tomorrow. He never responded. Having said that, the following paragraph is in my paper. I wonder what he'll say ( Read more... )

If you could be an expert on something, what would it be?

This may just be the aspiring psychologist within, but I found a bunch of questions that I thought would be fun for people to answer via comment of the post. It makes you feel special and it makes me look like I know what I'm talking about when you people think I'm "analyzing" you from these damn things. It's just for fun, so just answer the damn ( Read more... )

Updated shit list:

- AOL
- Hotmail
- Kevin
- Anything Mac

That does it. I'm starting a shit list. It starts now:

- AOL
- Hotmail