I'm going my very first homework assignment of grad school while drunk. Oh yeah, it's also due in 7 hours. I just hope I don't make a habit out of this...

I try to make the best decisions for myself. For example, if I were to move back home this summer before moving to Arizona, I know my parents would drive me to alcoholism. I know this because it is ingrained in my personality. Alcoholism runs in my family, and as we speak, I’m turning to it for immediate and short-lived comfort. The way I ( Read more... )

This is just ridiculous. I have things so easy. I don't intend this to sound like bragging, but seriously, I've got it made. Let's go over the reasons why. For starters, I'm white, straight, male, age 18-40, and not bad looking, to toot my own horn. I have always achieved anything I've ever put marginal effort into, and I think the demographic ( Read more... )

Every now and then, I see or hear something that is worthy of sharing with others. Even though I've called it "daily," it will most likely be bi-monthly or so. Without further ado, I bring you today's installment of WTF??

Costco.com has an "Urns and Caskets" department.

I used to like Gwen Stefani. I like No Doubt, they're bass player is boss. Unfortunately, Gwen thought it would be a good idea to go solo or whatever and make this excuse of a song called "Hollaback Girl." I loathe the existence of this song. Every time I hear it (which is every five minutes if I dare turn on a radio) I want to quickly find a ( Read more... )

Some of you may already be aware but here is the FYI ( Read more... )

I abuse LiveJournal. I have an account, yet I rarely update it. It's not like I don't have time to write, I just don't do it. I'm taking Advanced Fiction Writing this term. It's called advanced because this term we're supposed to submit one to three chapters of a novel we're working on. Last term was flash fiction. Last term I was supposed to ( Read more... )

Some believe they get their greatest, most phenomenal ideas when they are in a dreaming state. When I was half-awake this morning, I came up with a nickname: Polish Wonder. Don't you wish you were a genius too?

Jamster must die.

This term I am finishing my psych curriculum before I graduate in June. One of my psych classes is quantitative methods, where we exhaust certain statistical analyses such as two-way ANOVAs and F-tests. The fact that people make a profession out of this has been on my mind for the past week. I had read somewhere the title of this profession, as ( Read more... )