What is the meaning of all this? I don't understand. People tirelessly attempting to please other people. It's exhausting, really. Okay, I get it. You have to be socially acceptible. There is a decorum. Otherwise you go to jail, or get looked at funny, or are asked nicely by the security guard to let the "real children" ride the mechanical ( Read more... )

vicadin induced for your reading pleasure why are these thoughts in my head remembrances of times in the past when i felt pain like this like the time i got hit in the shoulder by a pitch in little league weeping like a widow while the pain shot down through my wrist and up through my shoulder so much pain that it doesnt matter any more and just ( Read more... )

The last two weeks have been in my opinion a test of my will and character. It signifies just how much physical pain I can endure, and how exactly I react to such. On Sunday the 14th, I was diagnosed with strep throat and given 20 measly pills of amoxicilin to combat what I said was an "11" on a pain scale of 1 to 10. Thanks, "doctor!" I paid ( Read more... )

Well, the election is tomorrow, and we will finally find out who will be our commander in chief for the next four years. Will it be the intellectual war veteran? Or will it be the former drug addict who can't complete his sentences? Be prepared. The emotion will wear you down. You will feel political elation or distress...for a couple of days ( Read more... )

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

I bought an atomic clock last month to compliment the new digs. The clock boasts pinpoint accuracy and to be never more than 0.3 seconds of the actual time. It uses military intelligence based out of Colorado. 0.3 seconds is useful when you're, you know, counting down the new year, or buying tickets online to a concert that sells out in less ( Read more... )

Whine, bitch, whine. There, I just saved you precious minutes of your life. So instead of clicking the "my friends" link to your right, go play with yourself.

Today I saw a funny t-shirt. It had a picture of our president giving the peace symbol (obviously superimposed; our president would never support such an unattainable thing such as peace). Underneath the picture read, "I bet you'll vote this time, hippie." I laughed.

Came across this on the internet (that thing's got it all!) and thought I'd share it with readers. Whoever wrote it, I'm sorry I copied it but I'm sure you understand. Thoughts and feedback from readers encouraged ( Read more... )

People ask me what there is to do in Monmouth.  They ask me, "what's there to do in Monmouth?"  The cow-tipping joke is getting old.  I'd say it's a one-horse town, but we don't even have a horse.  We have a stop light.  Two if you're counting the one on Hoffman.  There's a sports bar opening up soon literally across the street from campus and ( Read more... )