Geography

[knownosecrets]

I figured out how I'm going to begin my autobiography:

"When I was very young, my mother gave birth to me"

Now all I need an interesting life to go along with that

Comments

[ultrasuede]

i would like to read this autobiography! go with it! hehe.

[fascistjockitch]

We could fuck and you could write about how horrible it was.

[knownosecrets]

Chapters 6-8 will be about you

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[knownosecrets]

Chapters 4, 10, and 17 will be about you

[elmolovesme]

thats fucking awesome.
way better then "once upon a time."

you can end it with" and i lived happily ever after!"

bahahahaha.

[bawlingsiren]

i can think of an ending for you!

"and he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days."

doesn't really take a genius to figure out where i ripped that line off, but hey you'd be suprised. credits to bilbo baggins.

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[knownosecrets]

But what if I don't live happily ever after?