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[knuckleserve]

My stupid older sister sent me a "care" package. Care packages are supposed to be NICE and showing that whoever gave it to you, you know, CARES. Bitch. If I had the chance I'd stuff all this crap down her throat and light it on fire. D<

Bet you're wondering what was in The Worst Package from a Relative Ever. Even if you're not, here's the list.

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Comments

[sushi_n_ribbon]

Eh? What are you supposed to do with balsamic vinegar?

[knuckleserve]

No idea. What the hell is vinegar even USED for?

[sushi_n_ribbon]

Um...

I think it's used in Italian dishes? Maybe?

Or... is that French?

Either way it doesn't taste good.

[knuckleserve]

Not cool. D< Now I'm stuck with nasty vinegar.

[whiteratty]

If you don't want the cigarettes, could I have them, kitten?

[knuckleserve]

I guess. What are they worth to you?

[whiteratty]

They could be precious, kitten.

[knuckleserve]

Uh huh, and that means a lot to me. >P

I meant what are you going to trade for them?

[need_the_rhythm]

*offers brownies from mine*

Want some of my brownies? My father's new wife might be a wench - but she can bake a mean brownie - sounds like you could use one.

This one was all bribery for me to accept her....*snorts* Whatever - can't buy me with baked goods.

Sorry....didn't mean to rant in your journal.

[knuckleserve]

's cool. Parents suck like that.

Trying to buy ME with baked goods instead? >P

[need_the_rhythm]

*smirks*

I can't kick your ass on the court if I am weighed down by brownies - evening the playing feild as it was.

*tempts you with chocolately goodness*

[knuckleserve]

So I'll take that as a challenge. When is your impending doom?

...And I'll take a brownie. >|

[kindelicious]

that doesn't sound very nice of her. what can you do with that stuff???

there's lots of fun stuff to do here!! XDDD

[knuckleserve]

Try to figure out what's wrong with her and then throw it away. =___=

Like what?

[kindelicious]

swimming!!!! and the pond and climbing trees and the woods and lots of fun games!!! Atsushi-san said my roommate is an evil clone overlord general with lasers!!!

not many people have played with me yet though. i want to play sports with them. do you play sports miss???

you have really pretty eyes XDDD

[knuckleserve]

Well, I guess that sounds kind of cool. ...Evil clone overlord general? o___o How are you going to defeat him?

I play volleyball, and I'm kickass at it. >D It's Kirihara, not miss.

Eh? Thanks ....I think.

[sukeban_janai]

LOL You got owned! XD