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7th Patrol - Getting Back To The Street
A call to the entire town, filtered from the drones, Grady, the Mayor, the Milkman, etc. Right, let's try this again. With everything that has been happening lately we need to get ourselves a little more organized. Any adults interested in joining the Neighborhood watch, see me at the bar while I'm on shift and we'll work it out. Anyone who can't ( Read more... ) -
6th Patrol - Business Breakfast
Where: The Diner
When: Saturday Morning ( Read more... ) -
5th Patrol - Fun and Games
[Vimes takes just one brief look at the list of prizes before growling loudly, crumpling it up and tossing it into the trash ( Read more... ) -
Fourth Patrol - A Proposition
A call goes out, filtered from the drones and Grady, especially GradyIs this thing on? Blasted things....Anyway, this is Samuel Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. I've been here for two weeks now and it looks like this place is more dangerous than The Shades. Even the kids are running around with weapons. And clearly the local police aren't ( Read more... ) -
Third Patrol - Salt on the Rim of the Wound
[It was bad enough that this place took him from his son, wife and city. Corrupt cops? Nothing he hasn't dealt with before, and he'd be keeping an eye on them as well. But no, clearly this town has a cruel sense of humor as he stands in front of Olney's Tavern, holding a paper that tells this teetotaler that he's the newest bartender there ( Read more... ) -
Second Patrol - Evening Traditions
[For the past two days, and for the foreseeable future for the time being, a sad and bellowing cry is heard from the back yard of 5724 Cunningham, as if trying to reach someone very very far away. This goes out every evening at precisely 6PM.]
Where is my cow ( Read more... ) -
First Patrol - This is not my beautiful house
Vimes awoke with a start. Last he remembered he was chasing one of Ankh-Morpork's many murderers down an alley and the next...well...he was waking up here. He looked around, not recognizing any of his surroundings at all ( Read more... )