my life is back to normal, i know this because i dremt about skeletons last night ( Read more... )

i think im going to start a small radish farm in the middle of campus and say that the school came in here trying to plow down all my radish fields, and this is all that is left. i can start a huge save the radishes campaign. this way i could get all the hippies together and commit hippocide ( Read more... )

i never thought i would miss such a thing as homework ( Read more... )

alas, the place you find ever guy ( Read more... )

i know im more ready than quite a few people are when it comes to the idea of starting almost all over hours away from what used to be called home. but i have never lost a best friend before, and i never knew it could bring a tear to my eye, saying goodbye, having some pie, before we die. even with the sadness of knowing that i will be almost 24 ( Read more... )

I think i love creative writing ( Read more... )

my girlfriend is currently taking a poop at my house
so i was bored and decided to make an entry
it coulda been worse, i could have gotten the video camera
like people do on cruises
what a good life

new sport (and possibly new reality tv show)
driving around nearby subdivisions on nice days, and wave to all the little kids on their bikes
and count how many wave back, lose their balance and get massive head wounds
its fun for the whole family

so uhh im sitting eating dinner with the parents and theres this reverand giving one of his overdramatic speaches and my dad looks up from his newspaper, chuckles and goes back to reading ( Read more... )

note to self: your life is too fucking good