Man, look at this cracker: He's crazy!
Damn, bitch, why you so worried about me? Just cause ya'll don't have front-row seats in my office don't mean I ain't workin'.
Man, muthafuckers can't give ol' Kofi a break, can they? I'ma place sanctions on his ass, that'll learn him ( Read more... )

I'll resign when the rest of ya'll stop being pussies.

You heard it here first:

Saddam is NOT my fault, guys. I wasn't even SOBER during those years.

I'm sick of trying to mediate the arguments between George and Saddam. I keep getting hit in the head with bowls of chip dip.
They need to take my advice and just party. You hear me? That's what this world needs. A party headquarters that's open 24 hours, with free booze. THAT would solve everything right there.

This is SUCH a RELIEF. I had no idea being secretarey general of the UN meant you had to act like a complete pussy ( Read more... )