I just blew 437$ for U2 GA tickets for October 4th. Somebody stop me. Call an intervention.

If they don't get to my house tomorrow I'm gonna be mad. I did Fed-Ex priority shipping for 22$ over fed-ex two day for 17. I swear it better get here tomorrow. Or I'll cry. Big time.

Happy "Alexander the Great of Macedon defeated Darius III of Persia in the Battle of Gaugamela, and was subsequently crowned "King of Asia" in a ceremony in Arbela back in 331 B.C." Day to you.

( Now here's a survey thing... )

Three days 'till U2!
Three days 'till U2!

Gonna try and sneak my camera in this time. Cameras are AGAINST TEH LAWR at the Garden for some reason, and they pat you down and search you.

I'm extra-grumpy today. Grrr. See? I might hit you in the knee with a plumber's wrench.

My mom is insane. It's Fall and she won't let me take the air conditioners out of the windows. It gets very cold in my house at night.

( ALL GLORY TO THE MUSHROOM KING!!! )

Man, you gush blood one time and suddenly everyone at the store you work at knows who you are. I went to check the schedule after classes and every 5 feet someone asked me something accident related.

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1. I couldn't snap my fingers until I turned 20. Now to work on whistling ( Read more... )

Tonight at work I got wanged on the head by a padlock. Someone put a padlock on top of the bay door. When I opened it the padlock fell off. Luckily, it only hit me in the head. It impacted my cranium and transfered a large amount of kinetic energy that craniums were not designed to receive. (they have no crumple-zone like a Volkswagon ( Read more... )