I am no longer here, if you have not noticed. I have however started a new journal over at auxtankpolice  Add me if you're still interested in being friends with a random stranger you haven't heard from in three years!

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My journal has been friends only for a while, but I guess this is the obligatory post.


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After watching VH1 music videos all night I have discerned two things ( Read more... )

Man, today has sucked. The Formula I was going to look at TODAY was bought TODAY. It must have been nice to sell so fast ( Read more... )

I just won an hour and a half battle with my oil plug only to discover I only have 3 quarts of oil. Quite a doh moment.

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Okay, here's my idea for Halloween. Get one White Sox jersey and a Red Sox jersey. Cut them in half and sew them together. Get a blank hat and iron both teams insignias onto it. When people ask me what I am I tell them "I'm a Bi-Soxual".

Ever try to spell a word but the spell checker has no fucking idea what you're trying to spell? You've got 30 years and billions of dollars of computer technology research looking back at you going "Yeah... uh, what word were you trying to spell man? I can't figure it out and well, I know every word."