new phone day! woo hoo!

let's hear it for buy 1 get 1 free!

2 hours after i got all my whiney poopies out, our situation just got a lot better ( Read more... )

february has turned out to be a very stressful month for me (and i'm sure march will be the same, if not more). it's really started to bother me for the past week, so i thought i'd vent a bit and see if it helps ( Read more... )

we just bought a spare set of pots and pans off of ma beisel, and i can't bring myself to use them. she got them on sale at famous barr for $20 (marked down from $80!), and they're all shily and pretty. i've never had such pretty pans, so i can't bare to dirty them up.

oh for pete's sake! it's fucking furniture!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4252421.stm

reece witherspoon threatened to sue vanity fair when they considered putting one of the olympic athletes on the cover of their september 2004 issue instead of her as they'd origionally planned. she needs to get that stick out of her ass ( Read more... )

guess who just received every single episode of sex and the city on dvd...

ME MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

sex and the city all week long!

and look at what the label on the package read:


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i hate that monthly horman fluxuations make me want to EAT EVERYTHING IN SITE!!!!! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!EVERYTHING! ( Read more... )

man, my hair turned out just perfectly!

i look like hell today. i'm slumming it in warm-yet-incredibly-unflattering green pants my uncle gave me, an over-sized tank top and a black cardigan. also i'm doing my roots and appying a mud mask so i look really, really HORRIBLE ( Read more... )