Glenn Beck eats poop. I have proof.

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The other day I was thinking about who lots of people make "Mary Sue" characters and "Self insert" characters so they can put them in fan-fiction for whatever dumb thing they are a fan of.
Here is a good example: Disneyfan01
Then I remembered my self-insert character that I made in fourth-grade!!!

( Behold: Kirt-Man )

I have to make my own Blues song and turn it in for MUS 206 tomorrow. I based it on actual events. If you plagiarize this, I shall force you to listen to Creed for 12 hours. Blues typically has an AA'B format so don't complain about it being redundant, you jerk. Here is my song:

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I got this in an email today and it filled my smug superior mind with joy ( Read more... )

Cooking happens. That's what. And I thought my creation was so beautiful that I just had to take a picture.

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I just heard something that pissed me off. I was walking home from class today and I saw this nerdy guy talking to some girl way out of his league. He said "Do I have you on facebook?" And the girl didn't know what facebook was. This guy was actually surprised that some one didn't know what facebook was. As if everyone in the world should have a ( Read more... )

I have an important announcement to make.
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I just realized that this guy just sold me a 30 pack of beer for the price of an 18 pack.

Time to post things made by other people to make up for my lack of personality.


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