[Valentine's Day Event (this doesn't even deserve a number)]

[kol_shevik]

[ITP: Learn the dangers of nervous eating from Russia.

Learn them.

ON ALL OF YOUR PHONES.]

Even though is foolish holiday of idiotic Capitalists who are wishing to twist pennies from the mangled hearts of hard-working proletariat, has inspired Russia! Will be giving heart away~! Ah-- not literally. For some reason has stopped falling out like it has

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[windmill]

If you need someone to perform the ceremony and make it official and shit, I can do it. [BECAUSE GAY MARRIAGE IS HIS THING AND THIS IS

JUST

GREAT]

i cried

[kol_shevik]

Is not threat! Is only Russia's goodwill towards kind comrade to come give good marriage.

He will not keep us apart, Да?

i have never been a part of something so beautiful before

[windmill]

[nods.... slowly...... Lithuania are you as lost as he is on this]

...We are gathered here today to celebrate the lives of... [YEAH he's starting from the top]

;u;

[stateofworry]

[right here with ya bro....... SO LOST]

Er, yes, let's... hope there will be no objections.

[totally not secretly hoping for one]

;3;

[kol_shevik]

There will not be.

>3<

[supersizedpower]

Nope! Just make sure to do a super good marriage so nobody can!

THANKS GOOGLE

[windmill]

[okay now he is extremely gung ho about gay marriage and all of a manner of drugs but even this is creeping him out]

--in the presence of this... witness- [stares at Lithuania] to join Russia and America in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men, and therefore is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly- but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined.

If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together- let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

[stares

at Lithuania expectantly

or maybe at the lake for some objecting fish]

google knows everything

[stateofworry]

[WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT ME FOR so much pressure

A bit of sweat trickles down his forehead

and his eyes might be watering a little

but he's keeping his mouth clamped shut he just can't do it please please someone object worry worry worry]

[snapshot_brat]

[sighs dreamily and reaches for the tissues

while snapping pictures like a madwoman

no help at all]

[is_an_island]

[BURSTS FROM THE TREES AND COMPLETELY BARREL-ROLLS ALONG THE GRASS AND he has a tablecloth cape just don't mind him and then he just

is there]

Shall we their fond pageant see?
Lord, what fools these mortals be!

I object to this, you bloody wankers.

[A pause.]

Cornelius?

[pooka_prince]

[trudges in after him]

I told you not to eat anymore candy, England.

[supersizedpower]

England! I knew you'd try to stop this! But you can't get in the way of our happiness anymore!

Norway, finish the wedding!

[windmill]

I'm Netherlands, dammit! [AMERICA WHY IS THIS EVEN

just

stares at England in a relieved manner] He objected! Great. We've actually got to postpone the wedding now so I can question England on why this should be stopped. [s-sounds way happier than he should be]

[kol_shevik]

[hey

hey england did you guess who the other best man at this wedding was?

well you don't have to it's the pipe and it's totally looking at you]

Little England has gone insane and opinion is not valid should continue right now.

[pooka_prince]

Russia! This is madness and you know it. You don't want to do this, you are enemies, are you not? You should be trying to kill each... other...

Wait, why are we trying to stop this again?

[stateofworry]

[ENGLAND you are Lithuania's hero forever]

As, er, strange as Mr. England's current manner of speech may be, I think we're obligated to hear what his objection is...

[yeah just gonna edge over here away from the pipe and be America's best man for a while tyvm]