[Valentine's Day Event (this doesn't even deserve a number)]

[kol_shevik]

[ITP: Learn the dangers of nervous eating from Russia.

Learn them.

ON ALL OF YOUR PHONES.]

Even though is foolish holiday of idiotic Capitalists who are wishing to twist pennies from the mangled hearts of hard-working proletariat, has inspired Russia! Will be giving heart away~! Ah-- not literally. For some reason has stopped falling out like it has

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[windmill]

If you need someone to perform the ceremony and make it official and shit, I can do it. [BECAUSE GAY MARRIAGE IS HIS THING AND THIS IS

JUST

GREAT]

[is_an_island]

Stupid brother, you learn me noble thankfulness.
There, Netherlands, take him back again:
Give not this rotten lardy whale to our friend;
He's but the sign and semblance of America's honour.
Behold how like a maid he stares blankly here!
O, what authority and show of truth
Can cunning sin cover itself withal!
Comes not that blood as modest evidence
To witness simple virtue? Would you not swear,
All you that see him, that he were faithful,
By these exterior shows? But he is none:
He knows the heat of a luxurious bed;
His stare is guiltiness, not modesty.

Also, Russia's a lardy bastard.

that was so beautiful

[windmill]

[YEAH HALF OF THAT WENT OVER HIS HEAD]

That... that sounds fine to me!

Wedding's off.

I need a blunt.

[supersizedpower]

Those weren't even words! D-don't cancel the wedding! I'll marry who I want and England can't stop me!

[kol_shevik]

Russia is Big-boned.

[stateofworry]

[CRISIS AVERTED thank you Netherlands Liet's just gonna keep edging away]

Aha, I-I'm sure there will be another opportunity in the future, Mr. Russia, Mr. America...

[pooka_prince]

I am sorry to hurt the both of you like this. But you are not yourselves... You would have only regretted this.

[is_an_island]

Not to be married,
Not to knit my soul to an approved wanton.

You heard him, so shove off, you bastard.

[windmill]

Yeah, it's officially cancelled. You'll have to find someone else who allows gay marriage. [there are four other countries that do, here, but he's counting on this insanity somehow.... going away before America and Russia track them down]

1/idk

[supersizedpower]

[grabbing Russia's hand]

Well, maybe we just-

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[suddenly, midnight!]

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