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[kol_shevik]

Russia knows how difficult it must be for children to keep up with so many things when they are running about all over the place doing little children things, but should also remember the important dates! Can you be imagining how unkind it would be to forget a birthday celebration or a wedding or a holiday to honor our hard-working comrades or a

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[supersizedpower]

Yeah, I agree! Anyone who'd rather celebrate traffic day instead of going to an awesome party, go ahead!

Thanks for reminding everybody else about my birthday on Sunday, though, Russia! But you still can't come.

[kol_shevik]

Is being just like you to dismiss the vital role the hardworking Traffic Policeman is playing into Glorious and Free Society.

And would not go to filthy party if was last filthy party on entire earth.

[supersizedpower]

Good, 'cause you can't.

[kol_shevik]

Could if Russia wanted to.

Should come and distribute presents given to America among the people.

[blacknwhitenpyo]

You're Mister Russia, pyo?

Mister Cuba said you're a good not-capitalist pyo!

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- He is saying Russia is no-good Capitalist? How very rude of him, will have to teach him proper manners...

[blacknwhitenpyo]

Huh? No!

Mister Russia is a very good person, who is NOT a capitalist, pyo! That's what Mister Cuba said, pyo! Capitalism is bad, pyo!

[kol_shevik]

Да-а~! That is the right one to say! Was becoming very worried about Comrade Cuba, who is seeming to be changing his mind very quickly about such things! He is very smart in saying such things though, because is true - Russia is best Communist there is. Must give rest of world the glory that is a free and classless society!

[lotuslife]

I suppose he may be having the party at... [TONE OF DISGUST] 'our' house. Since it is mine, too, you are invited. As a guest. Of mine. [TAKE THAT AMERICA]

[kol_shevik]

Will probably be too caught up in celebrating Russia's glorious Traffic Police to even bother to attend such a foolish party.

But if comrade is needing Russia, suppose can have short visit. Will take food from foolish mouths of Capitalists to feed Russia's party.

[lotuslife]

Certainly, I'd love to drink vodka with you on the 3rd, but I think it would be inadvisable if I were the only one infiltrating the processions on the 4th...

[kol_shevik]

...Should Russia wear a disguise?

[resurrectinto]

Why... are we celebrating traffic policemen?

[kol_shevik]

Vital cog in wheels of Society! Would be a shame to ignore duty of traffic!

[resurrectinto]

Uh... huh.

Whatever. I might show up.

[kol_shevik]

Is going to be good party! Will even have food that is not cooked in the tears of common man and also Russia is making a very tasty borscht.

[convallariaceae]

That sounds like a lovely idea. I haven't done any drinking in quite a while...

[Yuuka's heard about this "4th of July" thing too.]

[kol_shevik]

Can be starting night of Friday, and perhaps will actually be feeling something by Sunday morning.

[convallariaceae]

Perhaps.

Though that's quite a bold statement for a human, to be drinking that long and not feel anything until Sunday morning.

I could understand an Oni or Youkai making such a boast...but you must be quite well-versed with alcohol.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is not human, comrade - have already explained this! Is nation! And Russia has been drinking vodka for centuries, would be very weak man to be so easily drunk after all of these years.